Thursday, September 13, 2007

A Ball Buster By Any Other Name

Meet the Hillary Nutcracker.
The 8-inch plastic figure with stainless steel thighs . . . er, legs retails for $19.95 and captures the presidential wannabe in all her walnut-crunching glory.
The device is the brainchild of Minneapolis businessmen and novelty makers Frank Freeman and Gibson Carothers, who say they’ve sold 15,000 already.

The nutcracker box includes supposed testimonials from politicians.

Says Barack Obama:
"I can feel Bill’s pain."
And John McCain:
"A Hillary Nutcracker - that’s redundant."

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