Merry, Merry Kitchmas to You

It's a familiar Christmas image: Animals and wise men gather in a barn to pay their respects to a newborn baby. But unlike the traditional nativity scene, there's a wooden wall separating the worshippers from the baby Jesus.

The message, according to its manufacturers, is that in 2007 the wise men would not have made it to the stable because of the wall that encircles Bethehem.

The nativity scene is one of the annual 12 days of Kitschmas gifts produced by the editors of the Christian satirical website Ships of Fools.

Other gifts include a USB stick in the shape of Mother Mary, "Christ on a bike" and "thongs of praise."