Friday, April 06, 2007

It's Nat'l Poetry Month: An Ode to Dubya

(President Bush softly sings.)
I miss Arafat in the Springtime,
I miss Saddam in the fall,

Lebanon's a mess, it's in splinters,
I had no idea at all.

Our one time pal, Saudi's being squeezed cause of Palestine,
And Iran's shows no respect, what gall,
Oh boy, thank God, they fight less in the winter,
I had no idea at all.

Condi says this mess is a great opportunity,
Some laugh, but what constitutes reality, is my call,
Every planetary wide entity hates us, look Mom, I am a 'Uniter',
Bombs Away, bombs away, you'all.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Haven't composed one yet this year, but here is my ode to the Prez from last April.