Meryl Streep: "She looks like a gypsy abandoned by a caravan."
Lindsay Lohan: "From adorable to deplorable."
Madonna: "The Bare-Bottomed Bore of Babylon."
Ann Margret: "A Hells Angel escapee who invaded the Ziegfeld Follies on a rainy night."
Camilla Parker-Bowles: "The Duchess of Dowdy."
Bjork: "She dances in the dark — and dresses there, too."
Photograph by Damian Dovarganes/The Associated Press