Jennifer Aniston shows off her plastic surgery . . . er, lovely bod on the cover on the new GQ and then gets all gushy over singer-songwriter boyfriend John Mayer in an article inside, describing his instrument (cough, cough) as "extraordinary" but is unable to name his big hit song.
Now I don't know about you, but having lived on a farm where we would slaughter and defeather the occasional chicken, Jen looks awfully like the ready-for-the-oven result of these pluckings save for those augmented bazooms.