When our leaders don't listen to the neocons who wanted to bomb Iran and we end up with a but of Twitter-happy demonstrators in Tehran.
When David Letterman calls flight attendants "slutty" and they don't object.
When right wingers blame Muslims for fomenting anti-Jewish hatred among . . . right wingers.
When wrecking crews keep knocking down the wrong houses.
When Jon "Is He Still Alive?" Voight becomes a spokesperson for the Republican Party.
When a woman is arrested for driving drunk without pants while talking on a cellphone.
When an otherwise intelligent politician apologizes for calling a Supreme Court nominee a racist and corrects himself. She's actually a "racialist."
When some meanie steals a Ronald McDonald statue.
When a woman is run over teaching an 11-year-old how to drive.
When financial institutions take advantage of poor people and minorities.
When a woman sues a cereal maker because the "crunchberries" in Capt'n Crunch aren't real fruit.
When the director of the CIA insists that he's not trying to block a lawsuit because it would reveal illegal conduct and embarrass the spy agency.
When a Burger King employee refuses to cut a burger for a one-armed customer.
When a terrorist is brought to Lower Manhattan to stand trial.
When a man strangles his girlfriend over the way she loads their dishwasher.
When a court rules that its not a constitutional right to honk your car horn.
When the brutal, totalitarian North Korean regime sells coffee mugs and t-shirts online.
When those Chinese commies want to buy that American icon -- the Hummer brand.
When a mother has sex in a car with her children in the backseat.
When Sarah Palin pisses off fellow Republicans.
When a police officer shoots and kills a five-pound Chihuahau-mix because he felt threatened.
When a girl makes a prom dress entirely out of coffee filters.
Saturday, June 20, 2009
You Know That Society Is Doomed . . .
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