Friday, August 14, 2009

The Least Shocking John Boy Story Evah

The National Enquirer has been right about every aspect of the John Edwards-Rielle Hunter scandal since Day One, so they have to be taken at their weird . . . er, word that the disgraced presidential wannabe has secretly taken a DNA test that proves him to be the father of their love child.

John Boy, of course, vehemently denied the affair until he was caught paying a visit to mother and child, and then vehemently denied that he was the father.

The Enquirer's ubiquitous "multiple sources" say that John Boy's lawyers are in the process of hammering out child-support arrangements.

More here.

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