The British Empire is grinding to a standstill as citizens become welded to their TV screens for Britain's Celebrity Big Brother. In London's Times On-Line you can find a blog about this world-shaking event.
There is a celebrity in the house named Chantelle. Don't ask me what she's famous for. Except this, revealed to a waiting world by Times journalist Caitlin Moran:
"It seems that, commenting on Chantelle's supposed facial similarity to Paris Hilton, Chantelle's friends call her 'Paris Travelodge'."