Friday, October 16, 2009

You Know That Society Is Doomed . . .

When Karl Rove, sock puppet for the least curious president evah, criticizes President Obama for being "incurious." (Obligatory Obama Bashing story.)
When an elderly woman mistakes her hearing aid for a Milk Dud.

When jumpy convenience store clerks mistake a drunk for a robber and throw cash at him.

When a certain radio talk show host makes racist remarks about a black NFL quarterback and then gets all pissy when the league
rejects his bid to buy a team.

When right wingers think that the right wing-dominated Republican Party is too moderate.

When a man is charged with beating his roommate with a harmonica. (Obligatory Weird Crime story.)

When people are outraged that the president takes a brief overseas trip to promote an American city's bid for the Summer Olympics.

When a flasher tells a judge that he can't do jail time because he's donating a kidney.

When the New York tabloids finish the job that an extortionist did on a late-night TV show host.

When 30 Republican senators vote to defend gang rape.

When conservatives believe that the Bible has a liberal bias.
(Obligatory Christian Whack Job story.)

When people circulate a bogus Amber Alert.

When Obama is accused of being weak kneed for not planning to meet with the Dalai Lama when he visits Washington.

When people throw swine-flu parties.

When one out of every four persons on the globe is Muslim.

When a school principal shows a surveillance-camera sex tape of students to his colleagues. (Obligatory What Was He Thinking? story.)

When the widdle babies in the left-wing blogosphere throw temper tantrums over Obama not doing their bidding.

When a man misses the birth of his child because he's busted for groping a nurse.

When a woman eats her ex-husband's goldfish after fighting with him over jewelry.

When a couple married for 49 years can't find the documents to prove it.

When a woman is accused of urinating on a police station
sidewalk. (Obligatory Peeing In The Wrong Place story.)

When Obama makes a major speech to a gay-rights group.

When Republican legislators hate gays more than they love the troops.

When a nude man breaks into a home, showers and cooks dinner.

When a couple goes ballistic when they order a large McDonald's fries and get a small. (Obligatory McRage story.)

Click here, here, here, here, here, here, here and here for previous installments of You Know Society Is Doomed. Hat tip to Obscure Store for many of the links.

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