This Post Is Not About Maureen Dowd

But like the New York Times columnist, Lindsay Lohan is washed up and, as is noted here, it's only a matter of time before this strumpet packs her nose or crashes her car one time too many.

That day of reckoning is probably a ways off since LiLo's latest escapade is almost certain to result in her returning to the big house.

No mention of what drug she was doing when she peed in a court-ordered bottle, but she claims to have weaned herself off all of her meds, which included Dilaudid, Ambien, Adderall, Zoloft, Trazodone and Nexium.