Yeah, and I'm too bald to play the king in The King and I, but you gotta love the brass of people like Snooki, the star of a television show about life down the Jersey shore who was not on her A-Game the night she was arrested . . . down the Jersey shore for disorderly conduct, creating a nuisance and annoying people. (Honest.)
Snooki's defense: "I'm too pretty to be in jail. I don't know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I'm not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance — big deal!"