Tuesday, September 14, 2010

'I'm Too Pretty To Be In Jail'

Yeah, and I'm too bald to play the king in The King and I, but you gotta love the brass of people like Snooki, the star of a television show about life down the Jersey shore who was not on her A-Game the night she was arrested . . . down the Jersey shore for disorderly conduct, creating a nuisance and annoying people. (Honest.)
Snooki's defense: "I'm too pretty to be in jail. I don't know why people are taking it so seriously. I had a couple cocktails and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up. I was on the beach. It happens to the best of us, and I'm not planning on going back to jail ever again. I was a public nuisance — big deal!"

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