Saturday, December 13, 2008

I'm Picking On Jennifer Aniston Again

Jennifer Aniston shows off her plastic surgery . . . er, lovely bod on the cover on the new GQ and then gets all gushy over singer-songwriter boyfriend John Mayer in an article inside, describing his instrument (cough, cough) as "extraordinary" but is unable to name his big hit song.

Now I don't know about you, but having lived on a farm where we would slaughter and defeather the occasional chicken, Jen looks awfully like the ready-for-the-oven result of these pluckings save for those augmented bazooms.

1 comment:

m. heart said...

a friend once suggested that her face, "looks like a shoe." that's all i can think of whenever i see her now. the body of a plucked chicken and the face of a shoe.