Having seen trailers for Valentine's Day several times in recent weeks, I am confident that my view that if a trailer stinks then the movie is a toxic waste site still holds true. Then there's film critic Robert Ebert, who offers this priceless observation:
"Valentine's Day is being marketed as a Date Movie. I think it's more of a First-Date Movie. If your date likes it, do not date that person again. And if you like it, there may not be a second date."