At some point, the glitterati whose talent is . . . um, on the low end of the scale become parodies of themselves and Jennifer "I've Had Every Part of Me Cosmetically Altered" Aniston is my favorite current example.
If she's not breaking up with a serial masturbator she's being thrown over by some jerk who loves his pug more than her or having to face arch foe Brangela. But doesn't this just take the cake?