Drug News That You Can (Sort Of) Use

When Marco Boriello, an AC Milan striker (as in soccer, not labor union), tested positive for cortisone, a banned substance, he had no idea why.

Then the rapacious European gossip media learned that his squeeze, 22-year-old Argentine model Belen Rodriguez Cozzani, transmitted the substance through a vaginal creme taken to combat a fastioso hongo (annoying fungus).

Then reports had it that Rodriguez claimed that it was because of an ointment that Boriello had rubbed on his willy prior to sex.

As we went to press, it was back to the hottie's vaginal creme.

TAKE TWO TOKES AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING

Studies that show marijuana is good for you keep piling up.

A new one shows that the active ingredient in Tylenol and marijuana alleviate pain by the same mechanism in the brain, except that marijuana doesn't screw up your innards.

And makes you feel good.

More here.

Hat tip to We the People for Boriello item