The Republican Memory Hole

When confronted by inconvenient truths, politicans have long claimed memory loss. But the Bush administration and Republican Congress have created a parallel universe where anything that doesn't comport with the official line or is potentially embarrassing disappears down a memory hole. A memory hole that grows larger by the day.

In the run-up to the Iraq war, intelligence reports indicating that sanctions were working and that Saddam Hussein had neither WMDs or a nuclear weapons program went down the memory hole.

When politicians who backed Bush's disastrous initiative to privatize Social Security are confronted with that fact on the campaign traill, they try to claim otherwise. The memory hole, you know.

When some of these same pols were asked to confirm that they had gone on golf outtings and other junkets bankrolled by disgraced super lobbyist Jack Abramoff, they couldn't remember. The memory hole, you know.

When pottymouthed Senator George Allen of Virginia is confronted with his racial slurs he never remembers saying them. The memory hole, you know.

When House Republican leaders are asked why they didn't take action when Representative Mark Foley's lewd indiscretions first became apparent years ago, they claim to have been unaware of them. The memory hole, you know.

And now in the most pungent example of the memory hole, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice can't recall a sitdown with intelligence officials in July 2001 where they sounded the alarm over Osama bin Laden and Al Qaeda and the threat they represented to the homeland. The otherwise brilliant Rice, who probably remembers every string quartet in which she has played and the location of every pair of Ferragamo shoes in her wardrobe, remembers nada. Not the meeting. Not blowing off George Tenet and J. Coffer Black.

In the real world, if there was a problem with a hospital patient who had succumbed during treatment and a registered nurse said she forgot where she had put his medical charts, let alone whether she had properly and completely filled them out, she could lose her nursing license and even face criminal charges.

In the real world, if there was a problem with an apartment tower collapsing and the structural engineer responsible said he forgot where he had put the blueprints and building specifications, let alone whether he had properly followed the building code, he could lose his engineering license and even face criminal charges.

But in the parallel universe populated by Republican amnesiacs, if a politician has a lapse of memory -- whether over a matter as grave as whether the White House took to heart the warning its received prior to 9/11 or the raving sexual perversion of a representative from Florida -- it's okay.

I have a modest suggestion. The next time a politician says that he can't remember something, he been confronted with three choices:

* Being thrown out of office.

* Being waterboarded by CIA agents. (It's legal, you know.)

* Being given a chance to try real hard to remember.

I guarantee that the pol will find a way to scramble out of the memory hole.