The Vast International Conspiracy To Stop The Cheeto Jesus In A Single Chart

Greg Sargent, a political analyst for of The Washington Post (you know, member of the Eastern Liberal Media Elite) has performed one of the more valuable services of the Campaign From Hell in explaining in a single chart Donald Trump's explanation for the global conspirators arrayed against him.  

The numbers in the chart correspondent to each group of conspirators. 

(1.) His female accusers. 

(2.) The news media. 

(3.) Election officials. 

(4.) International bankers. 

(5.) The FBI. 

(6.) Debate organizers. 

(7.) Immigration officials.

Sargent concludes his summary by noting that: "Just to repeat, these are the actual stated views of the Republican Party's nomination for President of the United States."