Good Old War: Ain't It Funny How Things Can Turn Out?

(ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN MARCH 2007, AND A TIMELY REMINDER OF WHAT WAR-MONGERING POLS WOULD GIFT US IF GIVEN THE CHANCE.) 

Slam Dunk Ahmed Chalabi No WMDs Jose Padilla Niger Uranium Pervez Musharraf Threat Levels Terry Schiavo Privatization Heckuva Job Patriot Act Joseph Anzack Chickenhawks Fern Holland Stand Up Stand Down Donald Rumsfeld Dubai Ports Francis Fukuyama Waterboarding Dead-Eye Dick Guantánamo Bay OBL Civil War Dusty Foggo Generals' Revolt Moqtada Al-Sadr Missing Emails Salim Hamdan Masturgate David Iglesias Swift Boating Eric Shinseki IAP George Tenet Last Throes Harriet Miers Abu Ghraib Paul Wolfowitz Halliburton Karl Rove Doubling Down John Bolton Midterm Meltdown Monica Goodling IEDs Condoleezza Amnesia David Hicks Signing Statements Daddy Bush Benchmarks Christian Menchaca Domestic Spying Folie à deux Alberto Gonzalez ISG Pat Tillman Walter Reed Ari Fleischer Al Hurra Reggie Walton Habeas Corpus Abir Al-Janabi Cowboy Diplomacy Fred Fielding Passport Fiasco Richard Perle Border Fence Peter Pace Regent University Ali Al-Marri Dirty Tricks Scooter Libby Global Warming The Decider Cover-Up Culture Richard Armitage VA Jack Abramoff The Surge Nouri Al-Maliki Bush Fatigue John Ashcroft Mission Accomplished