Selling Media Access To Her Children . . .

. . . doesn't seem to have worked out very well for Nadya "Octomom" Sulyman, who like many other flash-in-the-pan celebs has learned the hard way that stretching her allotted 15 minutes of fame is an uphill climb, or that there are no second acts in America, or . . . pick your own cliche.

Anyhow, Octomom has fallen 7 grand behind on her mortgage payments and may have to go on welfare to keep her octuplets and six over kids in Cap'n Crunch since efforts to sell a reality show and other entrepreneurial outreaches have flopped.