Memo To LiLo: Don't Quit Your Day Job

I suppose that it's not surprising that an actress as vapid as Lindsay Lohan would sooner or later get around to trying to save the world . . . er, design her own line of fashions. Nor is it surprising that when that line, being marketed by Ungaro, debuted at Paris Fashion Week, the critics were unanimous in saying unkind things.

No surprise since that fashion line includes show stoppers such as a LiLo-designed blazer made to be worn unbuttoned with pasties over a woman's bare bazooms.