Jennifer Aniston's Love Life Is A Mess

It has been way too long since we wrote about our favorite walking, talking example of having virtually every part of your body cosmetically altered. (Yes, even her wassie, or so we hear.)

So it is with great sadness that we report You Know Who's love life is a fricking tragedy.

Seems that Jenn was competing for the affection of actor Gerard Butler with his pug, Lolita, and the pug won.