When the president of the United States invites a cop and the man he arrested to the White House for a brewsky.When a man sleeping in a trash bin is emptied into a garbage truck. (Just like in the movies.)
When it turns out that even the best-trained soldiers do better when they rely on hunches.
When yet another conservative Republican politician has to resign for
When a police officer pulls his gun to try to speed up a McDonald's breakfast order.
When an authority on energy opines that oil and gasoline don't pollute.
When a man is charged with beating a beauty contest judge with a trophy.
When the White House doesn't make a big deal about the arrest of terror suspects.
When a first-year Oscar Mayer Weinermobile driver plows into a house.When North Korea airs its first beer commercial. (As in, Beer for the People.)
When a butcher at a Piggly Wiggly kills his romantic rival at a checkout register.
When the leading Democratic opponents of health-care reform are from the poorest districts with the most uninsured.
When the police have to mace a berserk groundhog after it tries to attack them.When a mother tries to assault a police officer with her stroller while her baby is inside it.
When General Motors keeps hedging on the mileage that its make-or-break new car will get.
When a town manager is fired after finding out his wife is a porn star.
When a man returns home after a 4,200-mile motorcycle ride across the U.S. and is struck and killed by a car.When a leading conservative pundit says on the one hand that the government can and should run a first-class health care system for GIs and veterans but is incapable of doing that for people who don't wear uniforms.
When a man sues a restaurant after finding a condom in his soup. (It was French onion.)
When God resigns.
of You Know Society Is Doomed . . .
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Hat tip to Obscure Store for many of the links.
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Hat tip to Obscure Store for many of the links.
I had forgot about McSweenys.
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