Obligatory Wacko Mel Gibson Post

Mel Gibson, the out-of-his mind anti-Semite and ultra-conservative Roman Catholic who is in the process of divorcing his faithful wife of 28 years, has ordered parishioners at the church he attends to stop gossiping about him or they will suffer hellfire and eternal damnation, or something.

The gossip concerns him knocking up his mistress and whether the church whose tenets he rubs in its face should be allow him to take Communion.