Bristol Polishes Her Scarlet Letter . . .

. . . by going on the tube to explain that abstinence didn't work for her because she really wanted to screw Levi. And boy did she ever.

Meanwhile, the Killa From Wasilla still wants it both ways. Complaining when reporters ask questions about the Bristol-Levi feud and then pushing her daughter in front of cameras when it suits her political agend-duh.

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