THE TOP 10 REASONS THAT I KNOW MY HOUSE HAS BEEN TAKEN OVER BY CATS
(1o.) I sprinkle catnip on my salad instead of salt and pepper.
(9.) Small birds have a whole different meaning for me.
(8.) I scratch my chin and lick my moustache a lot.
(7.) I root for Tom instead of Jerry when I watch cartoons.
(6.) I sneak spoons of hair ball medication.
(5.) I snarl at dogs when I'm riding my bike.
(4.) I rub up against doorways a lot.
(3.) I never knew that curling up on the floor felt so good.
(2.) I purr when I take that first sip of beer after work.
And the Number 1 reason . . .
I'm sitting on the toilet one morning, look down and notice
that there are fur tufts growing out of my toes.
(9.) Small birds have a whole different meaning for me.
(8.) I scratch my chin and lick my moustache a lot.
(7.) I root for Tom instead of Jerry when I watch cartoons.
(6.) I sneak spoons of hair ball medication.
(5.) I snarl at dogs when I'm riding my bike.
(4.) I rub up against doorways a lot.
(3.) I never knew that curling up on the floor felt so good.
(2.) I purr when I take that first sip of beer after work.
And the Number 1 reason . . .
I'm sitting on the toilet one morning, look down and notice
that there are fur tufts growing out of my toes.
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