Thursday, March 13, 2008

Seven New Ways To Go To Hell

That bastion of guilt-mongering hypocrisy, the Roman Catholic Church, has updated its list of mortal sins to include seven so-called social sins:

"Bioethical" violations such as birth control.

"Morally dubious" experiments such as stem cell research.

Drug abuse.

Polluting the environment.

Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor.

Excessive wealth.

Creating poverty.

Pretty cool, eh? More here.

1 comment:

cognitorex said...

Sex Education and Papal Protection
The Pope's Prophylactics
I have this vision of acolytes preparing the Pope's food in the Vatican kitchens.
In this day and age they are appropriately wearing latex sheaths on their hands. Each finger is covered; ten little condoms for the Pope's oral hygiene.
But when it comes to genitalia..icky, icky...Pius and Paul...forswear protection in Christ's'all.