Time For a Song & A Song For Our Times

THE GOOD OIL DAYS REDUX
(As sung softly by President Bush)

By CRAIG JOHNSON

I miss Arafat in the Springtime,
I miss Saddam in the fall,
Lebanon's a mess, it's in splinters,
I had no idea at all.

Our only pal, Saudi's being squeezed cause of Palestine,
And Hugo's kissing sheiks, what gall,
Rummy says they fight less in the winter,
I had no idea at all.

Condi says this mess is a great opportunity,
Some laugh, but what constitutes reality, is my call,
Every planetary wide entity hates us, look Mom, I really am a 'Uniter',
Bombs Away, bombs away, you'all.

(Craig Johnson blogs at Cognitorex.)