Finally! A Place to Send John Kerry

Longtime visitors to Kiko's House know of my utter disdain for John Kerry, who when not blowing a presidential election is putting a hoof in his yap hole.

I have argued that Kerry and Nancy Pelosi should be sent to a desert island where they can yap at each other, but Pelosi has had a wardrobe upgrade since November 7 and I wouldn't want her to muss her new duds.

What then to do about Kerry?

How about naming him to replace John Bolton as the U.S.'s United Nations ambassador?

The fit is perfect: An increasingly irrelevant politician for an increasingly irrelevant organization.

Bloody brilliant, don't you think?