tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19217611.post6851453349971378235..comments2024-03-28T09:13:04.373-04:00Comments on KIKO'S HOUSE: Cartoon du Jour on the WarShaun Mullenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14964214385216513188noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19217611.post-59854483539760630742007-08-23T08:59:00.000-04:002007-08-23T08:59:00.000-04:00"A Most Civil War".(a day in the life of a Baghdad...<B>"A Most Civil War"</B><BR/>.<BR/>(a day in the life of a Baghdad family - Bashir, a young man, enters his family’s apartment)<BR/><BR/>Bashir: Greetings Father, Praise be to Allah.<BR/>Father: Praise be to Allah.<BR/>Bashir: It’s hot in here. Did we have any electricity today?<BR/>Father: One hour, tops. May Allah rain perversions on the Imperialist American Pigs!Bashir: That sucks. A thousand perversions to the Infidels.<BR/>Father: What did you do today?<BR/>Bashir: Praise be to Allah, I put out one roadside IED and helped prepare a suicider for a Mosque mission at evening prayers.<BR/>Father: Praise be to Allah, but did you stop by the Coalition Forces Outreach Center like your Mother asked you to?<BR/>Bashir: Yes, Papa I did.<BR/>Father: And did you tell them that death squads have been harassing and threatening your Mother, sisters and our neighbors?<BR/>Bashir: Yes Papa I did. They said that they already knew and intended to step up patrols. They were very sympathetic and really quite civil.<BR/>(Father and son lock eyes, pause, look away, then look back)<BR/>Father: A thousand perversions to the Imperialist Occupiers.<BR/>Bashir: Praise be to Allah, a thousand perversions.<BR/>--cognitorex--cognitorexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05092226654355873888noreply@blogger.com