Another White Trash Chronicles Chapter

Christ on a crutch! It was just yesterday that I whined that the amazing world of Sarah Palin aka Abstinance Mom was not unlike maintaining a Salvation Army clothing bin. Sooner or later the bin fills up with all sorts of weird stuff and you have to empty it out.

We had Abstinence Mom whining about nobody in the McCain campaign wanting to pray with her, Levi Johnston asserting that while living with the Palins he and Bristol did the wild thing and Abstinence Mom knew that but she then cruelly discarded him as soon as the election was over, and Abstinence Mom firing back that no Levi didn't live with she and the First Dude even though everyone knew that they did. (Pant, pant, pant.)

And now, in yet another extraordinary chapter in the White Trash Chronicles, we have one of Abstinence Mom's most loyalest supporters coming thisclose to claiming that Levi and his sister Mercede (photo) engaged in incest, which is what any, uh . . . reasonable person would conclude because she has his name tattooed on her butt . . . er, finger, while an even more most loyalest supporter takes umbrage at this scurrilous attack. (Whoo-whee!)

Meanwhile, there is evidence that Bristol was screwing one of Levi's best friend before she screwed him. (!!!)